Note: I've decided that my last post was too long, so will now treat readers to a short, yet entertaining entry, in the form of a farce.
There is a new women's group on campus, which I think is great, truly. We are a glorious gender. But I just can't seem to move past my desire to attend a meeting, and introduce myself as such:
"Hi, my name is Laura. I like to cook, sew, and iron, but my real passion lies in the laundry arts. I- [here I falter] I- I believe the male is the superior sex, and [here's where I break down and cry] I need help! I want to be saved!"
I just think that would be more fun that sitting around and talking about voting.
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THAT sounds like a meeting I would definitely attend. Do it. DO. IT.
ReplyDeleteyou know what giving women the right to vote does? it takes away valuable cooking, cleaning, and baby making time. don't get me started on title 9...kicking that soccer ball around doesn't get dinner made any faster.
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