Frazzled student with defeated attitude now accepting applications for the position of Personal Secretary, Assistant, or Maid.
Duties include: Morning wake-up calls, organizing receipts, locating contact lenses when gremlins take them, purchasing bread sticks at midnight, memorizing pin numbers, locating federal tax forms/W2's when gremlins take them, hairstyling, and recycling.
Knowledge of the occult not valued, but accepted.
Hours: All of them.
Salary: No.
Please contact Laura.
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Pssh, if you need anything, a hairstylist is certainly not one of them! Your hair always looks good!
ReplyDeleteUm, I need a job. Will you feed me?
ReplyDeleteOkay.
ReplyDeleteHey! Now you have a coupon!
ReplyDeleteI can fight your gremlins. I'm pro.
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