Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Squigglies

A radio DJ was discussing his birthday weekend and celebratory dinner of crabs. He was inviting listeners to call in and tell him personally:
1. Do they eat the mustard in the crab?
2. Do they eat the fat "squigglies" in the crab?

I want everyone to know the correct answer is:
1. Of course you eat the mustard. It's built-in dipping sauce.\
2. For gawd's sake don't eat the "squigglies," as he so eloquently described. An anatomic model from Lander University (.edu) quite clearly labels these as TESTES, and goes into detail about the coloring due to the formation of spermaphores.
Don't eat the squigglies. Stick to the clean stuff.

4 comments:

  1. Ew, gross! ...What if the crab is a girl?

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  2. I don't think it's legal to eat lady crabs.

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  3. totally legal to eat girly crabs (or crabs that could go either way) but some people do not prefer them.

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  4. Correction there's a limit on girls and expectant girls are illegal.

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