Laundry Rage

In it's entirety, the note I was forced to hang in the laundry room this evening:

Look, douche, next time can you wait 5 minutes before you touch a girl's underwear and throw it on top of a dirty laundry machine?

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Update: After throwing a can away later this evening, I heard two of the guys across the hall come outside to check to see if "something" was still in the laundry room. It was. I admit to being curious. Did they expect me to steal the douche's laundry? Or did they leave a retaliatory note? Or did they booby-trap the laundry room, expecting my return? Either way, I hope the housekeeper won't be insulted in the morning. But I think she would side with the girls.