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So it's been over a month since I last posted. I like to think that I've been busy living life rather than writing about it, but really I've just been uninspired. So tonight, of all things, a former coworker's Facebook status has sent me back to the keyboard.

This is what showed up on my News Feed:


Okay, so I'm thinking same-sex couples, status updates, and general drama enacted on FB walls. Who cares about other people's private life and let's move on. I got it. I like it. This post immediately followed:


So after informing the Facebook community that "he" (her significant other/husband) will soon be returning to her (and her bed), she tells the world to mind it's collective business and stay out of relationship business. So, every other relationship should be between two people and not the whole world? Maybe I'm cynical tonight. But. You know, pick one. Tell us about it or don't.