10% of graduates from your elementary school like FRIENDS
18% of graduates from your elementary school like GARDENING
20% of graduates from your elementary school like GRUNGE
30% of graduates from your elementary school like ANIMATIONS/CARTOONS
46% of graduates from your elementary school like CATS
As you can see, only a fair few people like having friends. Perhaps this is why they spend so much time pursuing other solitary diversions, like gardening, grunge music, or cats, all of which seem inconsistent in their affection. However, I think everyone can agree that cartoons are better than friends and grunge music combined.

Are you saying you don't like us and you want to adopt a cat? It was all that time you spent sitting for Izzy, wasn't it? You realized you liked him better than me. That's just not fair. It's hard to compete with cute and fluffy.
ReplyDeleteI'm saying you guys aren't bad and I want to adopt a cartoon.
ReplyDeleteYou are all cute and fluffy to me. (Take that how you will.)