Acqua di Give-me-a-break

I kind of almost like the Acqua di Gio commercial for men's cologne. I can do without the guy's intense face and greasy chiseled man abs, but the waves are gorgeous, and the whole thing is shot well enough.

I do not like the commercial for feminine counterpart Acqua di Gioia. Again there are lovely beach shots, but instead of simply mugging the camera, the woman is basically orgasming onscreen. Because most women can't contain themselves when writhing in the jungle or in the waves.

(To channel my inner-Dr. Wolff) Why isn't the man rubbing his chest in pleasure and flouncing in the shallow waves? How come the woman can't go deep-sea diving?

Gio: awesome swan dive

Gioia: soft-core porn