Giant Gummy Bear... on a Stick

Nearly 90 times larger than a standard gummy bear.

This is literally the most fantastic product I have ever found online, next to the Effective Alarm Clock. Sold on Vat19.com, it weighs a half-pound, and even has a video that shows you the history of the sweet (Basically, gummy bears were invented, but they were to small and fell between the cracks, so someone made one really big gummy and shoved a stick in one end for maximum portability.).

I love this:
Is that not glorious? The majestic edible bear comes in multiple flavors, too.
I wanted to share this with you because everyone needs a half-pound gummy... on a stick. At least I do, so if there are any fans, friends, or secret admirers out there, you know what to do. Either way, Vat19 probably has something that you DO need, so check it out.