Word Study: Laura

I'm a big fan of UrbanDictionary.com, which defines all kinds of inappropriate slang without my having to bring it up at the dinner table. Readers can submit terms and definitions such as "cougar," "senioritis," and "Hasselhoff," among other things. Once, I saw a name (Caitlin) with seven pages of meanings. Some people seem to like Jessicas and others find them to be slutty boyfriend thieves. So tonight, I was curious to see what the dictionary has to say about

me.

Overall, Lauras seem to be appreciated, as evidenced by this delightful definition:

"the person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
example: That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*"

However, there are some who had less-than-stellar experiences with Lauras:

"a stupid bitch; who tends to think she is better than everyone else, she isn't. she will spend the rest of her life alone and unhappy. she also leads tons of guys on with no intention of persuing anyof it.. skank bitch
example: that girl is a bitch.. her name must be laura."

I appreciate your candor, world.